Beauty and The Buzz
DDHG Confidential: Sex, Secrets, Candor and Confessions! by DDHG Editorial Team
At DDHG, we get great e-mails and letters from people around the world. Some have shared their secrets and confessed their dating sins to us and now we're bringing them to you!
FISHING FOR LOVE
A guy I know cheats on his wife all the time. He takes pride in bring a player. I believe that he does it for the challenge because he's bored, but I'm sharing one of his tales because he is just incredible.
This guy likes to fish. But, he likes women more than he likes fish. So, he lives in Boston and has a yacht anchored in the Harbor. He has his Captain and will tell his wife he is going fishing.
Instead, he has the Captain stock the boat with alcohol and food and then 'John' comes aboard with his girlfriend. They go out all day. They eat, they drink and they screw. To get away with it, he also had the captain bring ice aboard the yacht.
On the way back, he will sit in the sun and get sweaty. He has the captain go buy whole fish and he rubs the fish all over him so that he smells like he has been fishing.
Yes, he always gets away with it.
--Darren, 25, Massachusetts
OLD WORDS OF WISDOM
When I was young, an old player told me some of the secrets of cheating. It seemed then and now that it takes a lot of effort to get away with cheating.
He told me that he would go to his girlfriend's house to have sex with her after work. I asked, 'Well, suppose your wife calls?' He said, I answer the phone. I said, 'Doesn't she here the television is the background?' He said, 'I have a television in my office. 'If she calls the office, the answering services picks up.'
I asked him about the smell of another woman on him. He told me that he always showers, but not with soap. No soap? 'Soap will make you smell too clean after a hard day. You don't want to smell like you just stepped out of the shower.'
Amazing.
--JASON, 33, New York
At DDHG, we get great e-mails and letters from people around the world. Some have shared their secrets and confessed their dating sins to us and now we're bringing them to you!
FISHING FOR LOVE
A guy I know cheats on his wife all the time. He takes pride in bring a player. I believe that he does it for the challenge because he's bored, but I'm sharing one of his tales because he is just incredible.
This guy likes to fish. But, he likes women more than he likes fish. So, he lives in Boston and has a yacht anchored in the Harbor. He has his Captain and will tell his wife he is going fishing.
Instead, he has the Captain stock the boat with alcohol and food and then 'John' comes aboard with his girlfriend. They go out all day. They eat, they drink and they screw. To get away with it, he also had the captain bring ice aboard the yacht.
On the way back, he will sit in the sun and get sweaty. He has the captain go buy whole fish and he rubs the fish all over him so that he smells like he has been fishing.
Yes, he always gets away with it.
--Darren, 25, Massachusetts
OLD WORDS OF WISDOM
When I was young, an old player told me some of the secrets of cheating. It seemed then and now that it takes a lot of effort to get away with cheating.
He told me that he would go to his girlfriend's house to have sex with her after work. I asked, 'Well, suppose your wife calls?' He said, I answer the phone. I said, 'Doesn't she here the television is the background?' He said, 'I have a television in my office. 'If she calls the office, the answering services picks up.'
I asked him about the smell of another woman on him. He told me that he always showers, but not with soap. No soap? 'Soap will make you smell too clean after a hard day. You don't want to smell like you just stepped out of the shower.'
Amazing.
--JASON, 33, New York
